Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in
6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
"maybe if you went to bed earlier you wouldn’t be so tired"
choosing whether to tell internet friends ‘i love u’ or ‘i love you’ is very difficult bc even though they mean the same thing one is a lot stronger than the other and i dont want to freak them out u feel
- 25 people would have a mental disorder in their lifetime (x)
- 13 of them would never receive treatment (up to 23 in some places) (x)
- 18 of them would experience discrimination (x)
- Up to 23 of them would be unemployed (x)
- 66 people would live in an area with 1% or less of its health budget devoted to mental health (x)
- 40 people would live in an area with no mental health policies (x)
- 90 people would live in an area with no mental health policies for children (x)
Maybe I am maybelline
remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold